That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back

I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never heard of a mine as perverted as mine
You better get rid of that .9 it ain't gonna help
What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I'm waiting for hell, like hell shit I'm anxious as hell.
Manson you're safe in that cell. Be thankful its jail.
I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
at thirteen I was putting shells in the gage on the shelf.
I used to get punked and bullied on my block till I cut a kitten's head off
and stuck it in this kids mailbox. (mom! ... mom! ..)
I used to give a fuck now i could give a fuck less.
What do I think of success. It sucks. Too much press.
Stress, too much cess, and breasts, too upset
It's just, too much mess, I guess, I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) Was raised right. Whatever you say's wrong
Whatever I say's right. You think of my name now whenever you say
"Hi!" became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-T-E cuz
MTV was so friendly to me, can't wait till Kim sees me.
Now is it worth it? Look at my life. How is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what?, my mouth isn't working
You hear this finger ... oh it's upside down, here
Let me turn this motherfucker up right now.

That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back

I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music.
and if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe.
My name is Slim Shady, I been crazy way before radio didn't
play me. The sensational (back is the incredible!)
with Ken Kaniff who just finds them inedible.
It's Ken Kaniff on the internet trying to lure your kids
with him into bed. It's a sick world we live in these days.
Slim for pete's sake put down Christopher Reeve's legs!
Geez, you guys are so sensitive, Slim it's a touchy subject,
try and just don't mention it.
Mind with no sense in it, fried, gets so frentic* cuz
eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin em
with my windows tinted with nine limos rented doin' lines of coke
in 'em with a bunch of guys hoppin out all high and dosing it
And that's where I get my name from
That's why they call me

They call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back

I take seven kids from Columbine and stand em all in line
add an Ak-47, a revolver, a .9, A Mac-11 and it oughtta
solve the problem of my mind and that's a whole school
of bullies shot up all at one time. Cuz I'm Shady
they call me as crazy as the world was over this whole Y2k thing
and by the way N'Sync why do they sing? Am I the only one who
realizes they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and
care what y'all think? Lip-sync and buy a bigger size ear rings?
That's why I tend to block out when I hear things
cuz all these fans screaming is making my ears ring
So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
cuz if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be
Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this Sorry Puff,
but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother,
I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her,
and have a son and a new brother at the same time,
and just say that it ain't mine, What's my name?

I'm Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
That's why they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back
they call me Slim Shady
(I'm Back)... I'm Back... (I'm Back)... I'm Back

Guess who's back?
Gue-gue-guess who's back?
Hi Mom!
Guess who's back?
Gue-gue-guess who's back?
D12
Guess who's back?
Gue-gue-guess who's back?
Dr. Dre
Guess who's back?
Gue-gue-guess who's back?
Slim Shady 2001
Blew out from this blunt
fuck