This America lies everyplace, is what Columbus would say
Non stop on TV, out in the streets, with kids and grown-ups at play
And though we're capturing all the world with our lifestyles, products,
language and care

Our famed, hard-won freedom is the fancy shit we're not gonna share
And while you're mad on girls from Hollywood,
Our presidents look just twice as good
AMERICA - we're so proud of you!
Our successful days and nights duly pass beneath the all-American skies

we're bringing up healthy, pretty youth chewing gum with big
American smiles