Tab for Hooker with a Penis

Transcribed by caruana (caruana@prodigy.net)




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This is what I came up with for Hooker with a Penis. It should be
almost (if not exactly) perfect to the recording. At certain times in
this song there is no guitar present. During these instances I wrote the
bass riff so that one guitarist could play through the whole song by
his(or her)self. I also included a few lyrics here and there to help
with the timing of the chords. If you have any questions, comments,
corrections, etc. send them to me at caruana@prodigy.net.
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(dropped D tuning)

Intro:

intro riff: 4 times
d)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--
a)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--
d)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--

riff 1: 4 times
d)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--
a)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--
d)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--

then this:
g)--77777777s99s55555555s99s77777777s99s1717171717171717b--
d)--xxxxxxxx-xx-xxxxxxxx-xx-xxxxxxxx-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----
a)--55555555s77s33333333s77s55555555s77s1515151515151515b--

Verse 1:

riff 2: 8 times
"I..............met....a...."
p.m.-----------------------|
d)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---
a)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---
d)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---

Bridge 1:

play riff 1: 4 times

Verse 2:

riff 2 variation: 8 times
        [a)-----------------]d)---3p0---0---3---

riff 3: 8 times
p.m.----------------|
d)---3p0---0---0---0---0---
a)---3p0---0---0---0---0---
d)---3p0---0---0---0---0---

Chorus 1: 4 times
"...I've.........got........for....you....little..buddy..."
|---don't play 4th time----|
d)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3p0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---
a)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3h0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---
d)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3h0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---

Post chorus 1:
p.m.--------------------------------|
d)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0--
a)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0h5--0h5-
d)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0--

p.m.-------| p.m.------------------|
d)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0---0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--
a)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0h5--0h5--0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--
d)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0---0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--

Bridge 2:

play this:
        [a)------------------------------------------------------]d)--3p0-0-3-x-x--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-6s\--

        [a)------------------------------------------------------]d)--3h0-0-0-0-0--10-10-10-9s/---3h0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-6s\--

then this:
"...All........."
d)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0-3-------------
a)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0-3-------------
d)--3p0-0-3--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0-3--7-7-7-6s\--

d)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0------
a)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0--2b--
d)--3p0-0-3--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0------

then riff 3: 8 times
(gradually let off the palm mutes toward the end)

Chorus 2:

same as chorus 1

Post-Chorus 2: 3 times

d)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--
a)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--
d)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--

then:
g)--------10----12-12---10-----------10---13-13s12s10-----------
d)--0-0-0-10--0-12-12-0-10-0---0-0-0-10-0-13-13s12s10---s12s\---
a)--0-0-0--8--0-10-10-0--8-0---0-0-0--8-0-11-11s10s8----s12s\---
d)--0-0-0-----0-------0----0---0-0-0----0---------------s12s\---

Interlude 1:

riff 4: play twice |--don't play 2nd time--|
d)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---
a)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---
d)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---

Solo:

g)--5-5-5s7-7-7-7s9-9-9-9-9-9s8-8-8-8-8-8s12-12-12-12-12-12-12b-12s--
d)--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--x--x--x--x--x--x---x----
a)--3-3-3s5-5-5-5s7-7-7-7-7-7s6-6-6-6-6-6s10-10-10-10-10-10-10b-10s--

b)----4-4---4---4---4---4--4---4---4---4---4-4---4---4---4---------
g)--7-----7---7---7---7------7---7---7---7-----7---7---7---7s5-5b--
d)-------------------------------------------------------------x---
a)-------------------------------------------------------------3b--
|--- bend these notes slightly less than 1/4 a step up---|

Interlude 2:

        [a)-------------------------------------------]d)--7-0-7-6-0-6-5-0-5-3-0-10h12-10h12-10h12--

then:
d)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--
a)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--
d)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--

Solo 2?: crank up the distortion!!!
trem.----------------------|*
        [e)-------------------------------------------------------]b)--9---9---9---9b---10b~~~~12~~r10b12r10b12r10b12r10\---
g)--9---9---9---9b---10b~~~~12~~r10b12r10b12r10b12r10\---
d)--7---7---7--------------------------------------------
a)--7---7------------------------------------------------
d)--7----------------------------------------------------
chord#: |1| |2| |3| |4| |----------------5---------------|

Trem. pick (pick as fast as possible) each of the first three chords for
a little bit before moving to the next one. Slightly bend chord# 4
while trem.picking. Gradually bend chord# 5 up 1 step while trem.
picking. Stop picking at the "*". Then release and bend chord# 5 back
down to its normal pitch and then up 1 step a few times as indicated.
(listen to the song to get a feel for it)


Pre-Chorus: play this 13 times
(stop palm muting the 9th time)
p.m.---|
d)--1---0---
a)--1---0---
d)--1---0---

Chorus 3: 2 times

"...Buy..." "...Buy..."
d)--0-0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--
a)--0-0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--
d)--0-0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--

"...Buy..." "...My...........new..record..."
d)--0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--
a)--0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--
d)--0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--

Outro:

play riff 1: 4 times

followed by this 4 times:
g)--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7s5-5-5-5
d)--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
a)--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5s3-3-3-3

then end with this:
d)--12s0--
a)--12s0--
d)--12s0--