Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder
Are you putting us under
Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt
And ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that’s the impression I get
Cause you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet but she’s yours

She'll be sayin' "use me'"
Show me the jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
You're our rendezvous rate
Means you'll never be frightnened
To make 'em wait for a while

I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforcasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, collected and commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You leave the other story standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept cause you've stolen their

Thunder
Are you putting us under
Cause we can't take our eyes of his t-shirt
And ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator