New Man Ed Sheeran

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I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans
D                        e 
Goes to the gym at least six times a week
C                     b 
Wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet
      D                           e 
And I hear he's on a new diet and watches what he eats

             e                        G
He's got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached
D                      e 
Owns every single Ministry CD
C                     b 
Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means
      D                                  e 
But I heard he makes you happy, so that's fine by me

         e          G
But still, I'm just keepin' it real
              D                             e 
Still lookin' at your Instagram and I'll be creepin' a lil'
        C                       b 
I'll be tryin' not to double tap, from way back
         D                                 e 
'Cause I know that's where the trouble's at

                                   G
Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand
            D                      e 
And when we swipped champagne outt'a cidder cans
           C                            b 
I guess if you were Lois Lane, I wasn't Superman
       D                      e 
Just a young boy tryin' to be loved, so let me give it to you

e                      G
   I don't wanna know about your new man
D                  e 
  'Cause if it was meant to be
    C                      b 
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
           D                            e 
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

e                      G
   I don't wanna know about your new man
D                   e 
   We'll get there eventually
C                            b 
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
        D                            e 
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

                           G
Your new man rents a house in the 'burb
            D                            e 
And wears a man bag on his shoulder but I call it a purse
      C                      b 
Every year he goes to Málaga with all the fellas
       D                            e 
Drinks beer but has a six pack, I'm kinda jealous

            e                     G
He wears sunglasses indoors in winter at nighttime
       D                  e 
And every time a rap song comes on, he makes a gang sign
C                       b 
Says, "Cheya!", "boy dem light up the room"
     D                           e 
But enough about him girl, let's talk about you

             e                               G
You were the type of girl who sat beside the water readin'
         D                             e 
Eatin' a packet of crisp, but you will never find you cheatin'
           C                        b 
Now you're eatin' kale, hittin' the gym
                          D                       e 
Keepin' up with Kylie and Kim, in the back of the club, kissin' a boy that ain't him

                      G
Okay, you need to be alone
           D                            e 
And if you wanna talk about it, you can call my phone
       C                               b 
I just thought I would tell you 'cause you oughta know

You're still a young girl tryin' to be loved, so let me give it to you

e                      G
   I don't wanna know about your new man
D                  e 
  'Cause if it was meant to be
    C                      b 
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
           D                            e 
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

e                      G
   I don't wanna know about your new man
D                   e 
   We'll get there eventually
C                            b 
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
        D                            e 
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

    e     G                       D
Baby, I'm not tryin' to ruin your week
    e                   C
But you act so differently
b                       D           e 
When you're with him, I know you're lonely
     e  G                     D
Please, remember you're still free
e                      C
To make the choice and leave
b                     D       e 
Don't call me up, you need to show me

e                      G
   I don't wanna know about your new man
D                  e 
  'Cause if it was meant to be
    C                      b 
You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to
           D                            e 
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

e                      G
   I don't wanna know about your new man
D                   e 
   We'll get there eventually
C                            b 
I know you're missin' all this kind of love
        D                            e 
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

e                G
   Positive that he don't wanna know about
D                         e 
   Positive that he don't wanna know about
C  b                       D  e 
       I don't wanna know a- about your new man