Well,G I hate racist blokes, Ctelling tasteless jokes,
And eGxplaining where people Dbelong.
I hate Gignorant folks, who pay mConey to see gigs,
And Dtalk through everything xxxxing Gsong.
I hate e people in nightclubs, Csnorting coke,
And Gexplaining where you're goingD wrong.
Well, e if you agree, come Chate it with me,
And fDeel free to sing Galong.

And it goes Cla, lGa laD la Gla, la la la la, la la la la etc.
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And I hate pointless status updates on Facebook,
'FYI', we were never m8s.
We pretend to be friends on the internet,
Yet when in real life we have nothing to say,
Oh, brother, I've love for my mother,
For good times, for music and for my mates.
Yeah, I love and I live, and I have love to give,
But sometimes, all you can do is hate.

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I Chate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas,
They oGnly eat pizza and Dchips.

I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs,
Like Gyour lungs are Dhis.
And I e hate queuing up for festival toilets,
CEspecially when you need a Gxxxx.
I e hate the X-factor, for Cmurdering music,
You Dbunch of money grabbing Gpricks.

And it goCes laG, laD la Gla la, la la la la, la la la la
And it goes Cla, lGa laD la la, la la la la, la la la la

And I Ghate them magazines, aimed at Cinsecure teens,
They makeG ten year olds chase to growD up.
G"Hey kids lets be anoerxic", or Cbetter, eDat chocolate 'til you throw up.
Keep your e Hollywood stars, in their sCtupid cars,
And the Gbotox, that makes them looked Dxxxxed.
Just gGrow old with grace, have you sCeen Cher's face?
It Dlooks like it's been hit by a Gtruck.

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