I got a job at General Mills
It's such an easy place to get my thrills
I'm whacking off into every box i can
A free prize inside your cereal: a load of my semen!

Follow my load
It always blows

HEARTS, STARS, DIAMONDS, SEMEN
MOONS, CLOVERS, HORSESHOES, MORE SEMEN

They call me Count Cockula!
Taste my ejaculation
It beats using a tube sockula!
This is breakfast desecration

Do your cheerios seem a little salty?
Your frosted flakes a little extra frosty?
I'm making my rounds to every company
Just wait until they get a load of me!