I'm climbing through a window
It's nearing midnight
I've broken into the funeral home
I brought a crowbar and an appetite

I'm in the mood for a midnight snack
And there's only one meal that will hit the spot
I'll taste a little meat from the ass and from the back
Because the flavor is the best when it starts to rot

PICNIC CASKET! PICNIC CASKET!
PICNIC CASKET! PICNIC CASKET!

Start with breast, it's my favorite cut
Then I'll gnaw through the pelvis until I eat the butt
Sprinkle some paprika all around the taint
This larynx marsala is the best I ever ate!

Carefully slice the abdomen with your steak knife
Grasp the duodenum with some needle nosed pliers
Gently extract the pyloric sphincter
Season with ginger and saffron and serve chilled