Crouching in silence, hidden behind a dumpster
In back of the Abortion Clinic
I am so patient.

Protesters nearby wave signs
that say some shit about Jesus
If they could only see my bedroom wall
and gaze upon a taxidermized fetus
A fetus, oh yeah!

I see a nurse come out with a sack
It looks to be an ample haul
Just can't wait to get them home
And nail them onto my wall

First I dry them out
Then I fill them with foam
Hang my work with pride
To decorate my home