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[JB:] Kage...

[KG:] Yeah?

[JB:] Let's go to this drive-thru.

(Motor Sounds)

[KG:] Oh good, I'm starvin'.

[Drive-thru guy:] (mumbles)

[JB:] Yeah, um...ah

[Drive-thru guy:] May I have your order?

[JB:] Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu

[Drive-thru guy:] okay

[JB:] ...ah l-

[Drive-thru guy:] would mateuszg you like special curly fries?

[JB:] Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want. know how you have the six-piece nuggets?

[Drive-thru guy:] six piece mcnuggets.

[JB:] Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...

[Drive thru-guy:] They come in six or twelve you want service?

[JB:] Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them

away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie


[Drive-thru guy:] They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

[JB:] Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,

uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm

trying to watch my figure.

[Drive-thru guy:] Western Bacon Cheeseburger...

[JB:] A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...

[Drive-thru guy:] Would you like that with onions?

[JB:] No Onions.

[Drive-thru guy:] Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57

[JB:] Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less

calories, 'cuz it's fish.

[Drive-thru guy:] Fillet of Fish...

[JB:] Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet

Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.

[Drive-thru guy:] You want half Coca-Cola, half...

[JB:] Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my

figure, not a large, a small.

[Drive-thru guy:] It come's in medium-small or medium-large.

[JB:] Um...

[Drive-thru guy:] Small Chocolate Shake.

[JB:] Also a small seasoned-curlies

[Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...

[JB:] Small, seasoned-curlies.

[Drive-thru guy:] Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon


[JB:] Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee

and that's it.

[Drive-thru guy:] Cherries Jubilee.

[JB:] Wait, Kage, what do you want?

[KG:] Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western

bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...

[JB:] Oh God! Come on with the order.

[KG:] I'm...

[JB:] Take forever.

[KG:] That's all I want. That's all I want...

[JB:] good. How much is that sir?

[Drive-thru guy:] That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?

[JB:] Do you have any money?

[KG:] Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I you have s...I got like...

[JB:] Give it to me.

[KG:] Alright, here.

[JB:] Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two

things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.

(Motor Sounds)

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