This is a song called the history of Tenacious D,
and its not just of list of bullshit that we've done in the past,
its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!

We ride with kings on mighty steeds,
Across the devil's plain,
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, No!

We' ve run with wolves,
We've climbed K2,
Even stopped a moving train,
We've travelled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again,
Rock!

We ride and we ride and we'll never subside,
We'll ride til the planets collide,
And if you say that we do not ride,
I'll tan your fucking hide!
Ride!
Kyle's fingers be silver,
Jack's voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain!

We know you're all robots and we don't care!
Tenacious D we reign....
We reign supreme,
Oh God!

Burrito supreme,
And a chicken supreme,
And a cutless Supreme
Supreme, yeah,

Go now Kyle, 1 2 3,
Supreme, yeah,

Go now Kyle, 1 2 3,
Supreme, yeah,

Go now Kyle, 1 2 3,
Burrito supreme,
And a chicken supreme,
And a Cutless supreme,
SUPREME!