Friendship is rare,

Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?

Friendship is rare.

My derriere,

When you find out much later

That they don't really care.

It's rare to me, can't you see?

It's rare to me, can't you see?



Oh shit there's a bear,

Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,

Also that chair?

We're fighting a bear

Now your life's in grave danger

And you don't even care.

It's rare to me, can't you see?

It's rare to me, can't you see?

It's rare to me,

Say a prayer for me,

'Cause it's rare to be

In Tenacious D.



Friends will be friends

They're running naked in the sand,

Friends holding hands

Will someday surely form a band,

Friends will be friends

They say that friends are friends

To the bitter end.

Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!



Friends will be friends

They're running naked in the sand,

Friends holding hands

Will someday surely form a band,

Friends will be friends

They say that friends are friends

To the bitter end.

Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah